Last night Jack decided to inform us of people looking like animals, I admit I’ve seen resemblances to animals before, but not in such depth. This all started due to asking me what two animals James Harper looks like

Clearly the answers are A) Frog and B) Fish. The same goes for Harper’s team mate Jordan Stewart.

Jack then decided to tell us about other animal look-a-likes ;

Mice

Mice girls look good. They’ve got the ears, head and hair, people only look like mice from behind, and are normally seen when he’s sat on the bus. Good place to look for them, if interested. Allegedly, they’re the best animal to look like, the main points are, hair style, being quite small and having cute ears, this gives off the illusion of being hot, regular women can’t do that.

Unfortunately Jack didn’t give an example, as it’s normally just people he is sat behind. So here’s who I think he’s thinking of ;

Sheep

After his mouse ramblings, he decided there’s lots of animal look a likes, he listed fish, frog, rat, mouse, thought for a few seconds, turned to us and uttered “Oh! Sheep!” As if that’s the most obvious thing in the world.

So, sheep. Women don’t look like sheep, it’s just men, they’ve got to have short curly hair, however, it’s not just about hair. A prime sheep is someone like Hernan Crespo or Justin Timberlake.

Jack says he has been referring to Hernan as a sheep for twelve years, and that sheep are rare but easier to spot, I ask what he means, “Hernan Crespo is what I mean!” is his response. I have never felt so enlightened. Also, other than prime sheep, there is also the lesser spotted ‘Smallpox ridden sheep”, or, Wes Brown to give it a name.

Other Animals

When asking for more animals, we suggested a few. Cat? “Falls into mouse category.” Dog? “Too obvious. Mingers.” Baboon? “Racist.” Horse? “Prime!”

Horse

Horse faces are really obvious, one of the bigger animal to human look a likes, the obvious two are Ruud and Sarah Jessica Parker

I’m sure there will be more animal look a likes to come soon enough.