This is all pretty much word for word. Infact, while typing, Jack has just said it again so we can make sure the quote is correct.

As a back story, Jack went to a gay bar last night. Just now, he said “I’ll tell you what I had yesterday that I didn’t know existed” to which Byron hilariously asked “a massive cock up your arse?” Jack then told us about a man with a massive cock he saw “in the pisser” last night and then said:

“Some people with proper big cocks choose to be gay cos they can’t get full penetration with a woman so it’s easier to get full penetration up the arse…..ah yeah, I didn’t know Rolo cookies existed.”
Cue me and Byron laughing a lot and then “I knew Smartie cookies existed”